Extra Nutty Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids by Bob Phillips

Author:Bob Phillips [Phillips, Bob]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: Harvest House Publishers, Inc.
Published: 0101-01-01T00:00:00+00:00

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Yoke.

Yoke who?

The yoke’s on you! Ha!

WHO’S HAMMERING ON THE DOOR?

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

A Mayan.

A Mayan who?

A Mayan the wrong porch, knocking on the wrong door?

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Balls.

Balls who?

Balls fair in love and war.

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Coconut.

Coconut who?

Coconut is a person who drinks cocoa every chance he gets.

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Donahue.

Donahue who?

Donahue want to know who is standing outside knocking on your door?

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